10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in the black market over here. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet. Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthetic... ..why don't you try it again? 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people? Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the Seafood dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of rotting carcasses. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after many years. Stupid Question:- Oh my gosh ... you have grown so much! Answer:- Well, you haven't pa