Monday, June 29, 2009

Custody


A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody. " The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating... then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?

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